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-[Friday, July 2, 2010]-

Sorry to my active viewers if i have . this few days i never post cuz i rly tooooo tired la... So super sianx sia i find tat after i come back to sch, there are lots of projects and homework la zzz ytd i had to stay up all the way to like 2 am to do the questa report lor...

Ok finally i have a notable fail in life. i failed my 1.6km/2.4km for the first time in my life omg cuz on tues i dunno tmrw gt 2.4 run mah(no said so) then i play till like 2-3am la and then when i go to sch my body was super aching and i was very sleepy so i went to sch as normal then during p.e. class they suddenly say "ok class who necer take 2.4 the previous time come take weight and height 1st then u go for ur run." and then when i heard my eyes open super big and go wtf!? So sadly had to run la and there was 7-8 of us and i had to run reluctantly la. then lester and i was on the same constant speed la tgt at the front then suddenly i gt stitch, run slower la then i aching then slow down agn until i feel like wan die then like slow jog liao omg its like wasted my time and sweat lor i practise like crap then now i fail zzz and then 1st was lester and his timing like 14mins la so practically my and the rest failed zzz.

Then today yee yan in class keep joing abt ghosts la dunno how spell i think is pontianak and then say their private part hv a baby so he keep waving into the air and laugh then walk over to the imaginary ghost and pluck the baby out and called it bobby. So throughout the day he was pretending that he was carry bobby and taking care of him like singing lullabies, breast feeding with his a-cup moobs(man boobs) and making him slp. Then i say the pontianak will find him in the night for onsulting it then he say he scared to walk to the spot whre he plucked out the baby and shoved it back in=.= Then i dunno how it evolved into 2 babies the named the other toyo and started playing with the both of them... What a typical retard lolx

Zzz so much stuff to do and today was practically one of the saddest day fr council la zz we like gave loads of people warning letters and terminated some of us. Tho the expectations for us should be like super high but the expectations set by the teachers are like WAAAAAYYYYY SUPEEEERRR HIGH lor its like even excos get it im like omg wth when i found out like so many people were owned.Hope i dun get one

And currently our principal seems super duper obsessed with something called reflection la its like every tests for every subject we have to do a reflection zzz and we promote "save gaia" campaign lolx the irony.
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JERALD |7:20 PM;

-[Tuesday, June 29, 2010]-

Wah have been la 10million years since i posted... cuz 1st of all i gt no life, and i too lazy...

Ok ytd was like the 1st day of sch all went well...except tat im dam tired

Ok shall talk abt today..completely got owned by mrs koh over and agn 4ever... lolx we sure have made her so insane liao now she practically repeats herself in different words and she should teach ms liao smth which is releasing us fr recess ontime lolx as said by lychee...Super sianx jux found out how much homework i hv ...I need inspiration fr my questa ppl any suggestions???I need to write a 2 page report(Noooo!!!) on the YSC i attended b4 holidays started la luckily in english(yay)or i would faint and die on the spot...

Today de assembly super funny lorx its like ...stud5 is like so active and keep talking rubbish i think is 1e5 la and their ft is mr harry goh wish tat can like tat every week but jux make the dam screen bigger and the voice sharper!!!I jux realised how com tarded some teachers can be la

today de cca also quite fun we do pt and then play soccer!!!In celebration of world cup and becuz coach not here every1 no mood to train la all slack but i as usual de la sooo.....lazy and keep slack de lolx

So who u guys voting fr the world cup? im voting fr germany cuz i my 6th sense tells me tat they are gonna win cuz some rich person fixed the match fr them to win. and usually my 6th sense very good de i always experience deja vu so wan buy 4d come ask me i gib u one now 4444 go buy will come out 1st prize lolx

Now i shall continue to brain storm fr the stupid questa card

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JERALD |9:32 PM;

-[Monday, June 21, 2010]-

Ytd i went jogging with my sis's bf at sengkang riverside park cuz i wanted to own yee yan's timing fr 2.4km run. After being a couch potato fr a mth, i found out tat my stamina dropped drastically :(
going fr another jog later...
Still havent completed chinese omg i dun wanna do it and cme project my group obviously doesnt care and i hv given up all hope so i shant interfere in the project jux see they wanna do it anot
And omg i changed the music in my mixpod well at least some of them :)
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JERALD |1:19 PM;

-[Wednesday, June 16, 2010]-

I did not post like fr abt one week cuz i was either working/playing/doing homework la...

ok currently doing homework la very du lan cuz got lots of homework...but i will get a sense of ACHIEVEMENT when i complete it la

ytd i went out with shirlyn , bi lian and hui yu unfortunately vivian somehow cant make it at the last min so 1 less gal awwww..then on my way to tampines mall i kinda got lost during a bus ride ... cuz i asked a guy how to get to tampines mall by bus in the shortest time den he told me to take bus 34 and stop opp the stadium...so on the bus i was looking out fr a stadium but couldnt see one so i just waited until i ended up at changi airport zzz then later i found out that the stadium was not built yet...they just doing the foundation 1st and i was wtf...So i took mrt at the airport la and once i stepped into mrt, i felt like i was in an old folks home cuz of the atmosphere and smell la not becuz the ppl were old thre...

Shall get back to my eng hw bb ppl
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JERALD |4:12 PM;

-[Thursday, June 10, 2010]-

ok i didnt post the past few days cuz nth to post abt cuz is either working or home playing comp

I jux saw the official "alejandro" ok at 1st when i saw lady gaga she was fugly(not ugly) cuz she coloured her eyebrows white look like bai gu jing(white bone spirit) i think ok...then she performed some sexual actions with some guys with no sense of style with their hairdo(muz be lady gaga wan de) but i'll cover tat later la then it seemed like shes torturing them and at the end they all were surrounding her and looked like they all were gonna raped her then lady gaga took off her clothes and all start groping her la then everybody aim for chest and watever la...ok tis vid i believe was gonna be the sequel fr telephone which was also the sequel to paparazzi but this vid no link
its like supposed to be mexico but background was snowing la... and its rather obvious by now(well to me) to u guys tat shes sexist(not sexy) i can infer tis by her actions of torture on the guys fr the telephone and tis and erm she makes them ugly tho they hv very built bods...

Haix tomorow going to presbyterian high fr a friendly not looking forward to it omg y of all days tmrw was actually le ern's bday and we going out tgt to watch karate kid de but haix clash!!! Omg she can only go out like once per 10 yrs and tis clashed...anyways shes a bookworm so im gonna get a book for her la i gt the title but dunno wth is tat so im going bookhunting tmrw!!!

Hapy bday le ern!!!
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JERALD |1:33 AM;

-[Saturday, June 5, 2010]-

And as usual mundanes , training ytd and work jux now... ok after ytd's training, i did the cip stuff and put it at ms yang's pigeon hole then mr teh came along, then when i hand in the china stuff de paper he say no need le say i not going anymore cuz i irresponsible never hand in...obviously he has super stm cuz he tell me the next week after sports day hand in to him and then on mon i told him tat i frgot to bring then he say hand in tmrw then i wanted to pass to him but he was absent then the next few days i went fr yog convention and then ptm couldnt find him then i hunt fr him around during hols le he also not here so today gt chance saw him then he say tis... cuz of a piece of paper only i think he wan save the money fr sch lor maybe can get promotion.

I tell u a joke on 2/6 i was working la then in restaurant have me, parents and a malay worker i shall call her A then a suddenly a woman(i call her B) came in and A went to serve her and came back and say "this woman speaking chinese ,i dunno wat she tokin abt" then i start to pretend walk away le then my mom was also serving some1 and i was free so she suddenly look at me and ask me go so i went reluctantly and here is our conversation

ME: Hi , may i help u?
B: Ni ke yi shuo hua yu ma? wo bu hui ting ying wen
ME: Hao de ni yao chi shen me?
B: Ni you shen me niu pai(steak)?
Me: erm...erm...You suan rong de,hei hu jiao...(still gt others but i dunno how say so i skipped)
B: Hao jiu gei wo suan rong de
ME: Yao ji fen shou
B: Gei wo qi!#%$^$@^$#(china accent le dunno wat she say)
ME: OK ni yao he tang mah?
B: Gei wo nong tang ba(wth is tat we onli hv one soup so i just take it lor)
ME: xian zai you a ge............ pei tao ...song ni yi ge qi shui ni yao shen me?
B: wo bu hui du, ni ke yi gen wo jiang you shen me qi shui mah?
ME: hao wo men you erm........erm..erm... qi shang(7up i noe its ridiculous but i said tat la),ka fei,cha(still gt rootbeer and pepsi)
B:hao gei wo qi shang ba

Then i left le omg it took me 10mins to take her order sia she is pregnant la and i bet if i spent another min the baby will pop out immediately cuz she too angry. if a group of china ppl came in i tell u all hungry till die liao.so any1 noe wth is rootbeer is in chinese? pls tell me in case another china person comes.
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JERALD |1:39 AM;

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